Hey 'Melo, free lap dances for life! Will the lure of "free lap dances" lure prized NBA free agent Carmelo Anthony to sign with either the New York Knicks or Chicago Bulls? When you're about to sign a contract worth mega-million dollars, that's highly unlikely. Still, that hasn't stopped two adult nightclubs—Scores in New York and the Admiral Theater in Chicago—from making their pitch to 'Melo. 
According to TMZ Sports, the offer from Scores New York (in the event he re-signs with the Knicks) includes free lap dances for life, judging the “Dollars For Scholars” amateur pole dancing competition (15,000 scholarship in his name to the winner), a new drink called “The Melo Carmelo” [named, perhaps, for his unwillingness to play any defense whatsoever] to be served in the club forever, his own personal ball girl and cheerleading squad for every Knicks game that would only cheer for Carmelo, and a topless charity basketball game in his honor (in which he could play) ... "where holding is not a foul." 
Not to be outdone, the Admiral's offer (should he sign as a free agent with the Bulls) includes a life-sized portrait of him with various girls at his feet to be on display in the club forever, free driver service to and from the club forever and—get this—three of the club's dancers said they would tattoo 'Carmelo Anthony' on their bodies.
It's your move, 'Melo.


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