Mike Will Made It featuring Miley Cyrus,
Wiz Khalifa and Juicy J
The highly-anticipated single from producer Mike Will Made It has finally been released, and your strip club playlist should be the first place it lands. “23,” featuring the infamous Miley Cyrus, Wiz Khalifa and Juicy J, has proven to be quite the club banger and will get everyone in your club in the mood to “put on my J’s and dance the whole night away/ My hands in the sky, I wave ‘em from side to side/ My feet on the floor, I’m ’bout to turn up now.”
With Cyrus trying her hand at rap in the opening verse of the song and its hook (we’ll let you be the judge of the results), and verses scattered throughout by well-seasoned veterans of the hip hop realm—Wiz Khalifa and Juicy J—the song embodies an instrumental, bass-heavy club jam with just the right amount of mellow to get patrons loosened up enough to follow the song’s lead and order 23 bottles.
Big Smo is everything from down home country to rock n’ roll. Smo began his career by experimenting with beats and lyrics with a DJ friend, eventually leading to four independent CDs and tours all over the country. From performing in mud parks in Florida to night clubs in Vegas, Smo has a firm grasp on what makes an audience want to get up, down a drink and rock out.
His newest single, “Bumpy Road,” proves just that with its nitty-gritty country vibe and rock undertones. The song begins with the persuasive lyrics—“come on, baby girl let’s go/ slide on over and hold me close/ climb on top ‘cause we’re about to go down a bumpy road”—luring any adult nightclub patron to spend a few dollars on the baby girl on stage he’s been eying all night long.
It’s the ‘80s on steroids
—and laughing gas—with Steel Panther’s “Party Like the End of the World”
Though 1987 seems like half a lifetime away, listening to the music of the era—specifically, “hair bands” like Motley Crue, Poison, Ratt and Dokken—can take you back in an instant. But for those who think that the glory of ‘80s hard rock and metal is saved only for the nostalgia of those classic albums, then it’s time to get familiar with one of the hardest rocking, most ass-kicking, balls-to-the-wall bands to emerge from the Sunset Strip in the past 20 years: Steel Panther.
and Trey Songz
Bound to be a classic as far as strip club songs go, Juicy J introduces a new ‘make it rain’ anthem with “Bounce It,” featuring renowned hip hop artists Wale and Trey Songz. Beginning with a softer intro than most rap/ hip hop songs, “Bounce It” slowly builds up to the more upbeat, persuasive chorus: “Bounce it (bounce it), bounce it (bounce it)/ I’m about to throw a couple thousand (bounce it)/ (Ones, fives, tens, twenties)/ (Work your way up to them big face hundreds - just bounce it)/ Bounce it (bounce it), bounce it (bounce it)/ I’m about to throw a couple thousand.”
featuring 2 Chainz
The stuccato chorus and slower, more subtle beat of R. Kelly’s latest song, “My Story” featuring 2 Chainz, is sure to set the mood for a lap dance or two. With lyrics such as “she make a pole disappear like hocus pocus/ you’re ain’t never gon’ find another ni**a this focused,” this new hip hop track is guaranteed to be on both a dancer’s and DJ’s top 10 list alike.
“Up and Down”
Nappy Boy never fails to set the mood at an adult nightclub. With well known hits such as “I’m in Love with a Stripper” and “Bartender” under his belt, T-Pain is back at it again with “Up and Down,” a tune that says it all with merely its title. Whether you are going up and down a pole or up and down with the motion of the ocean (for lack of a better term), T-Pain once again offers promisingly erotic persuasion with this kinky slow jam.